You know you're in country WA when;

1. You know you're in country WA when;

There's no water in the lakes and there are no trees in the forest.

2. You know you're in country WA when;

Flies have become a source of your daily protein intake.

3. You know you're in country WA when;

Seeing 6 cars in 40 km means rush hour.

4. You know you're in country WA when;

Everybody in the pub sets their phone against the window in order to get the best reception.

5. You know you're in country WA when;

Watching a thunderstorm is the best thing to do on a Saturday night.

6. You know you're in country WA when;

The sign says: Watch for trains! But there hasn't been a train going over the rails for the past 20 years..

7. You know you're in country WA when;

You want to take a cold shower at 4 pm on a 45 degree ( Celsius) day but, the cold water is boiling hot!

8. You know you're in country WA when;

You have to put your sweets in a bag and hang them on the door so the mice can't get to them.

9. You know you're in county WA when;

There are only 100 books in the library.

10. You know you're in country WA when;

Everybody calls you mate.

11. You know you're in country WA when;

Mother calls her son a duckfucker and her daughter a cuntiehole…

12. You know you're in country WA when:

The average age on a 21st birthday party is 17.

13. You know you're in country WA when;

Shooting roos is like shooting rabbits in Europe.

14. You know you're in country WA when;

Every single man of 25 years and older, has lost his drivers license at least once.

15. You know you're in country WA when:

Half the footy team are payed players from Perth.

16. You know you're in country WA when;

Telstra has a free data day and you can't use it because you have poor to no reception.

17. You know you're in country WA when;

Men use fuckin' in every single sentence.

18. You know you're in country WA when;

The women burp like men.

19. You know you're in country WA when;

You walk down the street and people think you're lost (because they have never seen anyone walk down the street before).

20. You know you're in country WA when;

It only takes one week to get to know everyone in town.

21. You know you're in country WA when;

You go into the shop and leave the car running, you come back after 10 min and it is still there.

22. You know you're in country WA when;

The closest thing to a good looking man is a 24 year old sort of look a like of Brad Pitt out of Legends of the falls with a missing tooth…

23. You know you're in the WA or Queensland when;

The rest of Australia is going on and on about daylight savings and the clock going one hour backwards and you're sitting over here like, daylight savings, what hour when?

24. You know the seniors in the country have had their night out when;

You have run out of lemon, lime and bitters

25. You know summer in country WA is over when;

You no longer see 40 plus degrees Celsius on your weekly weather forecast.

26. You know summer in country WA is over when;

You wake up in the morning it's 25 degrees Celsius and you are cold!!